Perverted Poe is a series of six parodies of Edgar Allan Poe stories using text from the originals. "Mashups," as the kids call them. They're available for free download using the links on this page.
"The Telltale Hardon is a disgusting piece of trash so repulsive I had to read it twice just to be sure I was offended. And then again, in case I missed something the first two times."
— Megan Hart, New York Times bestselling author of Switch
Edgar Allan Pole gives one of Poe’s best-loved works an erotic, post-mortem makeover in "The Telltale Hardon," the first story in his "Perverted Poe" series.
A 19-year-old college student’s seduction of her elderly landlord goes terrifyingly awry when the old man suffers a heart attack. She tries to dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection.