Book Cover Fail

"She blew his cock off."

(as seen on LousyBookCovers.com, my new favorite site)

Books By My Bed

I pile up my books by the bed on the floor. Half of them I’ve finished and haven’t reshelved.

The Last Werewolf by Glen Duncan (Knopf, 2011): Not only did I read it, I finished the sequel. The first book is narrated by an extremely erudite, loquacious 400-year-old werewolf. The text is dense, but savory. Not your average horror novel.

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Lord of All the Things

The only thing longer than the Lord of the Rings films.

Shirts vs. Skins

C’mon…who puts on batting gloves, picks up a bat, and goes, “I totally forgot my shirt, guys!”

R.I.P. Paul Bearer

“The Undertaker’s dad died.”

“For real?”

“He wasn’t his real dad, just on TV. But he passed away.”

- actual conversation in my house

(NPR: Pro Wrestling's Paul Bearer Dies at Age 58)